Cocaine

So my boss comes into the office yesterday afternoon and says:

"I'll be leaving early today. If a police officer comes by the office after I leave, there is a small baggie covered by a paper towel lying on my desk in my office. We think its cocaine. Could you give it to him?"

Everyone in the office gave him a dumbfounded look and some asks, "Did you find that on a resident or in their room?"

He was like, "No, we found it lying in the stairwell so we called the police to confiscate it."

I should be drug dealer for the amount of narcotics that we confiscate in this building.