I'm watching you!

I had another plant stolen while I was in Dallas this weekend. Now I can't help but wonder everytime I run into a neighbor if maybe they are the theif. I give them an evil eye and continue on my way leaving the person wondering what they did to deserve such a nasty look. I know I should move the plants inside but I feel that I would be showing defeat and I refuse to give these plant stealing slimebags the satisfaction!

Oh on another topic but still complaining of course,my apartment leaked again so that when I returned after a weekend away, a nice mouldy smell greated me. I can't wait to move but I can't find a place where I would like to go. Uggg!!!

Help!

I'm applying to an assitant curatorial position at the Dallas Museum of Art. If anyone has any kind of connection that could somehow help me,please, please, please let me know! This job sounds realy awesome and I would love to get it. I've even brought out the old resume and cover letter to polish them up a bit for review. The qualifications seem to totally match what I've done in the past. Its just a matter of getting an interview!

Grrrrrrr...!!!!!

This is my big fat grumpy GRRRR to the world! I am not in a good mood at all. I probably should not talk to anyone today or I'll be liable to bite their head off.

On Thursday I got my replacement phone and stupid Sprint couldn't transfer my numbers and they wouldn't let me take my new phone and old phone home to sit there and leisurely transfer my numbers....Oh no..I had to sit there and write down all my f***in numbers! So, if I don't call you, its not because I don't like you, its because I don't have your number in my phone or I didn't get a chance to write it down. Stupid heads! Sprint Sucks and the Samsung phone I have sucks even more than that!

So rest of weekend goes without a hitch..yea! Kate came for her b-day on Friday and it was muy bien. I had a lot of fun and ate such yummy food. Barbeque and Mexican food in one weekend...could it get any better?...well add in Chinese and Sushi and it would have been perfect.

Then today I was walking out of my house and it looked strangely empty around my apartment. Those of you who have been to my place know that I keep a ton of plants around my door. Well some jackass took off with my little tree that I had sitting next to one of the chairs! What the hell?...I can understand a chair or a table but now the dumbasses are stealing trees?!? What is this world coming to? Haha they didn't even take the little overspill water pot so I hope it leaks water all over their living room or front porch and then dies and litters annoying leaves all over the place!!!!!

I was considering renewing my lease at my place but now the tree incident has cured my moment of amnesia and now I've added something else to the running talley of why I hate my apartment..Lets review shall we?:

1. Stereo stollen from car in parking lot - $200
2. Chairs stollen from front porch - $15
3. Purse stollen from kitchen table in apartment $200
4. Plant knocked down and destroyed - $10
5. Tree taken from porch - $15
6. Leak seeping from under apartment wetting carpet - $0 (but made a smelly apt)
7. Loud neighbors - $0 but caused many sleepless nights
8. Broken mailbox - $0 but mail could be taken at any minute

Moving from that hell hole in August - Priceless

Yeah I don't know when my tally became a credit card advertisement but it just seemed to go there. And Renee - your point was proven. Last night I did not want to listen to anyone telling me not to renew (because it seemed the simplest, easiest thing to do) but now I was proven wrong.

So now I'm looking for a new place and I can't wait!!

Free Water Anyone?

So I went to my boss' bbq on Sunday and the Castilian's Ozarka delivery guy just happened to be his neighbor. I mentioned how he looked familiar and he took that to mean that I was deeply and madly inlove with him. He hit on me big time. Within five minutes of meeting him, I knew what he expected out of a wife, how much he made and exactly what he thought of me. He started talking about when we are dating how I won't want to tell anyone that I'm dating the Ozarka water guy, etc. People, this all happened within the first 30minutes of meeting this dude. I faked going to the bathroom to escape him and fled home in a hurry. Of course the five or six? beers that my boss forced on me didn't help my judgement. I think I might have given him my number...ooops! Alright, Alright! I feel bad and I have to see the guy every week. I thought I'd throw him a bone or two. He might have had a slight drunken chance if it wasn't for the fact that he dipped..GROSS!!!

I think I must attract weird people. One of the football coaches heading up the Mac Brown Football camp hit on me yesterday too. He tried to get me to go downtown with him. The entire time he is trying to coherse me he's spitting whatever the hell he was eating all over me...again GROSS!!! I guess I just can't get away.

What Pin-up am I?

My sister complained that I never put up any quizes on my blog...so here you go


You're Brigitte Bardot!


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Kids! Don't Look!

So Thursday night I agreed to babysit this family that I usually babysit for. Well the deal was that I was supposed to pick her up at home and take her out to get something to eat for dinner. I was totally cool with that. I was working on ZERO hrs of sleep so I had brought somethings over to occupy her and keep me awake. I had brought my entire collection of nail polish. As I picked it up to move it over so that she could sit in my back seat, it all dumped out on the floor of my car. So we're picking it up when what did I grab from between the seats? No, not nail polish....A Condom! Ooops I guess I didn't clean out my car as well as I thought..hehee..I quickly shoved it back into its place before she could see it. God, I hope she didn't see it! I'm guess/hoping that it was a leftover from the night of Ben's house. I wanted to laugh so much when I found it because then the little girl would want to know what I was laughing about and I really didn't want to explain to her parents why I have condoms in my car. Oh well...at least I was able to avoid that embarassment!

A gaggle, a pod, a flock...???

As I was driving into work today I happened to observe a National Geographic moment...well maybe more of a GQ moment. What, might you ask, could I mean? Well dear folks, on the wild streets of Austin, I witnessed a pack of running boys. Now is that the correct term? A pack? I mean it is a flock of birds or a pod of whales but what do we use to reference running guys? They moved in unison...muscles flexed, bodies glistening with sweat. It was beautiful. They were like one organic being, one mind, one purpose...to run. Cars stopped, heads turned....it was nature at its best.

Ahhh....boys....