You want me to do what?!?

So this morning I had to take a drug test. Now I've been working since I was 15 and I've had several different jobs in several different companies and this is the first time that I've ever had to take a drug test or as I like to affectionately refer to it, a pee test. I got to the place at 8am when it opened and I wasn't 'ready' yet so I drank some water. I drank some more water and decided I would try my luck....but NOPE! I was like a camel. There was nothin'. I sat there for an hour waiting to pee and I couldn't. Of course once I did go I had to pee every 30min because of all the freakin' water I drank. Pee tests are so retarded!